Less-Than-Functional Marijuana Paraphernelia

I originally intended to continue to post images of items with spikes similar to the Spiky Nyarlathotep a few days ago, but instead, here are some water pipes that don't really work. The first one had a hole too narrow to fit the pipe stem and I was so disappointed that I destroyed it, but not before taking a picture first. I immediately regretted the action.

Subsequent models have had similar problems with the hole either being too small or too large, and there seems to be some general design flaw as far as the internal chamber is concerned. Note the common color scheme of red and green, the colors of bong that belonged to my parents that had to be hastily disposed of during the Bust of '96 which I still have not been able to satisfactorily replace or recreate.


Funky vases or purely ornamental objects, but sadly no good for getting high.