Asparagus Dentata

I was thinking about making a vegan alphabet book using flat (and possibly some sculpted) cartoonish ceramic pieces.

I asked for help naming the asparagus on various websites.  The winner is definitely "Asparagus Dentata" because Anything Dentata is funny.  My second choice would have been "The Artist Formerly known as Stalk of Asparagus."

Here's the complete list of suggestions:

Alton Asparagus
The Artist Formerly Known as a Stalk of Asparagus
Asparagus Dentata
Brawndo Turdhammer
Cletus
Cromwell
Gumby Jr
Gus
Guss
Jack
Lil' Stinker
Mr Stinkyourpee
Sprunt
Theodore Jablonsky