Once again, I attempted to make the seated tardigrade smoking a bong. I made a monstrous sofa for the tardigrade to sit on, but when I started trying to sculpt the tardigrade, I realized that water bear anatomy is not conducive to the seated posture. I couldn't get it to come out how I was imagining it.
I was going to keep the sofa and save the seated tardigrade stoner for another day.
I cut the tardigrade into segments (head, three body segments, caudal segment) and rearranged them to produce this awkward creature.
I realized that a tardigrade seated on a couch probably should look awkward. And so Monstrous Chair joined Seated Tardigrade. It felt absurd enough without the bong and the tardigrade's arms are too short anyway.
