Fast Food Mascot Mug

Hand-built ceramic cup featuring my pantheon of invented fast food mascot characters: Bone Thigh, Pi (π), Papa Kosmos, Bunny, and Taco Bron. Available for purchase. Contact me for more information.

1/21/26

New, improved reason why I forgot to include Gregor the Hot Dog Cockroach: it's out of respect for Franz Kafka's wishes that the exact nature of Gregor's transformation not be illustrated.

1/10/26

Glazing this piece and I just realized I forgot to include Gregor the Hot Dog Cockroach. This is pure negligence on my part, but I want to blame it on a lawsuit because I stole the character from some other creator (Franz Kafka), like McDonalds was sued because they plagiarized Mayor McCheese from Sid and Marty Krofft and had to remove him from their commericals.

 

11/28/25

Rocky Lips

Ceramic pendants in the shape of lips from the Rocky Horror Picture show movie poster. Lips from the poster belong to Lorelei Stark. Lips in the movie belong to Patricia Quinn. Contact me if you would like to own one. I'm on my local Rocky Horror shadow cast. I've played all the parts except Columbia, Eddie, and the Criminologist. 

1/21/26

Bat Things of 2025

A variety of bat-shaped ceramic art objects: some sculptural wall hangings and some pendants/incense holders. Inspired by non-anotomically-correct, wisp-like bat shapes on Halloween decorations. Reach out if you would like to own any of them.

1/16/26

1/13/26

1/2/26

12/27/25

12/14/25

3/10/25

2/26/25

 

2/9/25

Bat Masks

A collection of ceramic sculptural bat wall masks. Includes The Happy Golden Bat, my mosquito-eating, blood-sucking servitor or chirpy enthisasm.

1/13/26

Happy Golden Bat

1/2/26

1/1/26

12/15/25

 

12/14/25

Horned Skull Object

Horned, bearded skull wall mask/ornament. Like a skeletal Baphomet. 

1/10/26

12/27/25

11/28/25

Things That are Shaped Like Cicadas

1/9/26

12/27/25

12/25/25

12/20/25 

12/16/25

12/15/25

12/12/25

12/5/25

12/3/25

10/27/25

10/10/25

9/17/25

5/25/25

4/30/25

4/13/25

3/12/25

3/3/25

2/28/25

2/13/25